The digital dust hasn't even settled around Mikhail Litvin's abrupt departure from Russia when the political wolves began howling. Like a scene from a Kafkaesque play, a regional lawmaker now insists the blogger's passport should come stamped with scarlet letters: "foreign agent."
Mikhail Ivanov, a deputy with the fervor of a medieval inquisitor, claims Litvin's online antics—equal parts performance art and social provocation—amount to "moral sabotage." The blogger’s alleged crimes? Promoting "immorality" and allegedly dodging military service like a ghost slipping through bureaucratic fingers.
"This isn’t just evasion," Ivanov thundered, his words dripping with indignation. "It’s spitting in the face of every patriot who serves." The irony? Litvin, now reportedly lounging in the UAE’s golden haze, once set fire to his own military draft card—a stunt that now fuels accusations of treason.
Litvin’s resume reads like a punk rock manifesto:
Each act, critics say, was a calculated strike at Russia’s social fabric. Yet to his followers, Litvin remains a rogue truth-teller—a digital dissident wrapped in Instagram stories and Telegram tirades.
Ivanov’s demand carries the weight of modern Russia’s ideological purge. Branding someone a foreign agent is no mere label—it’s a digital-age scarlet letter, freezing bank accounts and turning social media into a crime scene. The deputy’s rhetoric crackles with implication: "He fled rather than face justice."
Meanwhile, Litvin’s parachute jumps in Dubai serve as the perfect metaphor—a man in freefall, with the ground of his homeland growing ever smaller below.
